About

I’m a screenwriter and my primary focus is comedy, though I have dabbled in other genres including horror, thriller, drama, and family.

But that’s not why you’re here. I’ve had a number of interesting (read: stupid) things happen to me in my life and I like to talk about them. When I’m not telling stories, I’m pontificating on a number of topics that piss me off or I simply find vexing.  And I am seriously longwinded. Hopefully you like that.

If you are interested in the screenwriting stuff, check out my résumé, IMDB, and my screenwriting page. And feel free to enjoy the following inspirational quote that will probably end up pissing you off because you’re not nearly as successful as Harrison Ford no matter how lucky or persistent he claims to be:

“The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up.” – Harrison Ford